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Aug 13

10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

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01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.

07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.

09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

So How Dare Gay people wants rights!

Aug 13
Abstraction

Abstraction

Aug 02

O fim.

- Agora acabou de verdade.

- … E agora?

- Agora ele me botou pra fora de casa.

- Puta bosta. Eu te ofereceria de ficar lá comigo, mas tô voltando pra minha cidade amanhã.

- Sua casa tá cheia?

- Não, minha família só volta de viagem daqui a uma semana.

- Então meu problema está resolvido.

- Como assim?

- Eu vou contigo, ué.

- Mas isso não vai dar merda?

- E daí? Ele já me odeia.

- Ele nos odeia.

- Mais um bom motivo pra sumirmos das vistas dele.

- Mas você vai ficar bem? Fim de namoro é sempre uma bosta.

- Enquanto eu não ficar sozinha, eu estou bem.

- E você confia em mim pra cuidar de você?

- Sempre.

- Então, vamos juntos.

- Te amo.

- Também te amo.

- Que bom. Mas e aí, sexo no banheiro do ônibus?

- Sempre.

Aug 01

TEGAN AND SARA *_*

Aug 01
Being my first post and all, it should DEFINITELY have something to do with cats AND cheesy pickup lines.

Being my first post and all, it should DEFINITELY have something to do with cats AND cheesy pickup lines.